Manboobs

Scene : At home, eating KFC.

Me: Abah, why are you just eating the coleslow? Do you want chicken??

Abah: Hurm, never mind, I'll just stick to coleslow.

Mum: Lol, it's OK to eat chicken once in awhile.

Abah: Hurm.........*staring at my KFC chicken, drooling I think*

Me: Mum, what's wrong with Abah and chicken??

Mum: It's because of your chicken story larh!

Me: Huh? What story?? Ohhhhh......

Actually, it's not my story, it's my mum's chicken story. She went to the Halal Conference last year and there was a talk about chickens and manboobs.

It seems that if chickens are not slaughtered properly according to Islamic regulations, the blood will not drain out completely and as we all know, most chickens are injected with estrogen in order to get it fat and meaty. So, the estrogen will still remain inside the leftover blood in the slaughtered chickens.

Thus, when men eat it, if so happens that some of the blood is still in the chicken, means that men eat the estrogen too and that's why we see lately men walk around with boobs.

And this has caused my dad a major trauma with chickens. Pity my dad.

Anyway, on the bright side, women don't have to go under the knives anymore. Just eat lots of chickens, perhaps. Lol.