Abah oh Abah

Scene 1

Abah: I bought this very high good quality of toothpaste. You can only find this kind of toothpaste at pharmacies. For sure, after this, no more plague will be formed. Very exxxxxpensive though.

Me: What brand is it?

Abah handed me the toothpaste.

After reading it,

Me: Abah, I am so convinced that no plague at all will be formed but do you know that you actually bought toothpaste for fake teeth??

Scene 2

Abah: Now it's very important to take care of your health, especially when you guys are at abah's age. So, today, I went to the pharmacy to buy Ikan Haruan essence for both body and mind strength.

Us: Oh, cool.

Mum: Let me read the box. This essence is good for bla...bla..bla...bla...eh??

Abah: What is it?

Mum: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Abah: What??

Mum: Aiyo honey, this essence is made for pregnant women la! Not for you!

Scene 3

Me: Shoot, zits are like everywhere!!

Abah: Oh, last time when abah was young, abah used to have pimple outburst too. But then, abah used this one product which is very good to combat acne.

Me: What brand is it? I doubt they still have it in the market.

Abah: No, abah went to the pharmacy yesterday and saw the brand, so abah bought it. Very good for skin. Now my skin feels so refreshing and doubtless, clean too.

Me: Cool, can I try it?

Abah went to his room and brought it out.

Me: Abah!! Not again!!! I think you bought the wrong product......Instead of buying Lactacyd cleanser, you bought Lactacyd feminine wash!...

Abah: *gulp*

The thing about my dad is, he is just in denial that his eyesight is getting worse.