Oh My Oh My

Mama: Sue, do you know auntie N*?

Me: Nodded.

Mama: Her daughter, your age, has a boyfriend already.

Me: Oooo, I see.

Mama: Do you know that, there's an officer at my office, he's good-looking. Did I mention that he's the son of a judge? He lives in Melawati, he has his own semi-D house.

Me: Really?

Mama: Yea, yet he's still single.

Me:Owh....

Mama: And the funny story is, all of my friends asked me to pair you up with him. They think you guys look good together but then, I told them, your heart is as hard as a rock, difficult to smash it-

Me: Whoa whoa, just hold it there ma. What's up with this whole-matching-me-up-with-who thing? Omg, I can't believe you and your friends talked about me behind my back!

Mama: Well, not just that, they said you look very uptight and serious, and that's why, guys are scared of you.

Me: WHATDAHECK? and as for my defense, duhh, of course la I look serious in front of them, takkan they want me to joke around like I always do with my friends?!

Mama: Nway, this guy I'm talking about, he looks very young but he's 30 years old. Maybe when you're free you can drop by at my place to take a sneak peek-

Me: OMG, YOU'RE MATCHING ME UP WITH A 30-YEAR-OLD GUY???? UNBELIEVABLE!!

Mama; But he doesn't look like 30. He looks young.

Me: Oh, ma, never mind. I have a lot of things going on right now. I don't want that to be on my worry list too and plus, I don't think now is the right time to have a bf. *alasan yang amat amat poyo*

That, is a conversation between a mum and her daughter.

And the daughter is only to become 19 years old..

And her mum thinks her daughter is heartless *sobs sobs*

P.S. Btw, this is completely unrelated but then, I just want to say that I hate it when I bump into a person that I know and that person knows me too, that person simply walk pass me, pretending that I'm an invisible creature. Huh.