Saturday, June 28, 2008

College

Off to college in less than 24 hours.


This is my last oppoturnity to shop till I drop.


And I may not blog this often anymore. So, to my avid readers (if there's any), please, don't cry. Haha.

When Suraya's hungry...




She doesn't care how she looks in the camera.














She also doesn't give a damn about table etiquettes.





The worst of all,



One plate is not enough for her.
And she looks ugly and greedy too. (Yerrr)





Therefore, moral of the story; Don't go on a date with Suraya when she's hungry. =.=

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Curse of A College Student To-Be

Bored. So bored.
Red spots on my face and my skin appears pink.
My nose is itchy and I've been sneezing for the past few hours.
Breakouts are everywhere on the forehead as though celebrating Spring season.
And I feel sick.

This is a curse.

The College Curse.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Untuk Mimie

When I was away few days ago, I managed to snap some photos for Mimie to drool. So, here they are;




Mee Goreng Mamak with Teh Ais (Me and Syaz are big fans of Teh Ais). And there's Chapati too behind that blue, plastic basket?









Nasi Kandar. (The shop was about to close when we came, so no sayur kobis)






Ikan Pari Asam Pedas with Ikan Merah Goreng and rice. (Yum!)

He he he. Syazana's just called. She's coming home this weekend. Woohoo!

And Happy 17th Birthday Intan! May God Bless You Always :)

Beats Me

I feel so bad.

No...

I'm supposed to be happy, should be jumping around like a kangaroo by now.

But I can't. I feel so bad.

Few weeks ago, I told my dad that the internet connection at KTT was very weak and yeaaa, I did make sarcastic remarks about how dreading my life would be, how I would be suffering to death, how I would be buta IT and how funny my face will look like when I do webcam.

So, today,

Surprisingly, my dad brought home this fantastic, hi-tech, wireless, small, functions like a thumbdrive, Celcom modem.

And it cost him Rm745.

I feel like smacking my head now. Rm745!!! just for easy internet access??! It's not that I don't appreciate it, I really love it so much indeed and I can't be grateful enough to have a very generous dad but come on, Rm745?? That's a hell lot of money!

Just imagine how many people out there would suffer real bad to get that amount of money per month, just to feed their family and there's me, complained about internet access in which I can actually live without.

So, moral of the story; Don't joke around with your dad.

***

Aisyah's gone.

Farhana's gone.

And now, Syazana's gone too.

Not to the underworld, but to college world.

And here I am, still stuck between two worlds; Home Sweet *coughlazycough* Home World and College world. And I don't have anyone to joke around with and be stupid with.

It's actually true you know when some people say, "Best friends are friends who you can grow stupid with". Of course, not literally stupid as in dumb, silly and have no idea what's the answer for 2+1 but stupid as in you can do stupid stuff together.

You crack stupid jokes, your best friends but no one else find it funny and actually laugh at it.

You fall into a drain, your best friends jump into the drain too so you won't feel embarass.

You tripple, your best friends will say, "It's not your fault, it's the floor!" so you won't feel bad.

You feel fat (and actually you are), your best friends will say, "Oh, it's not you, it's the clothes shrinking"

And last but not least,

When you feel like a catlady, lonely and beginning to hate human creatures and decided to grow old, single with a house smells like cats, your best friends too, are willing to grow old like that too.

(Well, we don't do the last point, we decided to marry a Prince or a rich eligible bachelor).

Well, even though, we're not together anymore like last time during high school days where we traded pirated vcds wrapped in Birthday wrappers so we won't get caught or we sneaked out during physics to buy candies (Oh, I forgot, I acted as the Watcher in class a.ka. too scared to sneak out), I hope we can still be the Fantastic *pathetic* Four forever. Hehe.

I better stop here or I'll be emo. *Sobs Sobs*

Friday, June 20, 2008

Surayas Theorem

The Basic Theory

Shitake mushroom = brown, pungent mushroom

The name, with Shitake ≠ 0,

Shitake = Shit_Take

Shit_Take = Take_Shit (Inverse function)

Take_Shit = Ambik Tahi

Ambik Tahi = brown, pungent mushroom

Hurmmm...

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Got Tagged?

I got tagged by Azri. So, here we go,

Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (It's TRUE!!) PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example : "YOEL

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone

MOI;

S Broad-minded
U Feel like I have to equal up to people's standards @ Kiasu...hahaha
R A social butterfly.
A Can be very quiet when I have something on my mind.
Y Cause a lot of trouble.
A See A.

Therefore, I tag everyone on my link list. Have fun! ;)

****

Ling Jun Mei (Btw, what am I supposed to call you? Ling?Jun?Mei?), since you told me yesterday that you haven't done your med check-up, let me show you the effect after taking the BLOOD TEST.

Brace yourself, because you might give it a second thought. Wait.....no, it's not second but third thought since that X-ray thing.







<-- This is basically what you'll get after a jab into your vein.











It doesn't look scary at all in pictures but as I told you yesterday, PICTURES CAN LIE because the real version is more bruised up like pembantu rumah kene dera.

Good Luck! :p

****

This one is for Mimie. I know you miss the food here.......hehehe.

So, taadaaa!


<------ Roti Canai Banjir and Teh Tarik.



By looking at it again, instead of trying to make Mimie jealous, I think, it's more like making her feel gross and probably don't want to eat Roti Canai again for the rest of her life.

Because it looks like a mass of cat's puke. =.=